obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

pizza:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing. 

holy shit

mystsaphyr:

apotropaios:

Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”

well screw you i am Dead serious

I actually kind of adore this.

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

obviously-cold:

lucindasaxon:

#who is the man and who is the myth #we just don’t know

we’ll never know 

bebroom:

a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.